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Why Yahoo sucks?


I was totally fed up of the Yahoo! Services which are helpful of course but totally annoying too. I’ll present 3  topics you might want to know “Why Yahoo! Sucks?”

Yahoo Sucks!

Yahoo Answers:

This service which is available at www.answers.yahoo.com is useful and informative too. People enjoy this service. Here is how it works, first you ask a question and publish it. People give the answers, looks pretty simple huh.

I used this service many times, but I had to make 5 accounts just to get 6 answers… LOL.

Reason: I was continuously getting banned. I made another, it got banned too.  So what was the problem….

  1. Users can report any answer they want. The answerer gets banned straight forward. I encountered this problem too. A guy named Vampire(His username on it) reported every answer I gave.  What happened? I got a suspension email. WTF
  2. No reply from costumer support. Let’s think you are suffering the pain which I had recently. You desperately email yahoo customer support. After one week you get an automated reply that your account has been suspended and cannot be recovered. WTF again
  3. Yahoo sucks at spam detection. Try adding words like torrent, anti-virus, Google, hack, warez and there are hundreds of word which yahoo uses in their spam dictionary. You place any of the word and once again. YOUR ACCOUNT IS SUSPENDED BULLSHIT. On googling out I found that I was not alone in this Emotional Atyachaar.

Suggestion to yahoo : Guys burn your server with your stupid spam detection bots. That’s the reason people prefer googling over yahooing!

Yahoo! Mail:

Yeah the one and only yahoo mail. I recently set up a new account on MSN to which all my email accounts would forward incoming mails too(I have 15 email accounts L). It gets annoying to open all the emails. So the thing was I wanted all my mails at one account. All the email accounts set up correctly using POP3 but yahoo refused as it showed me the only way to do that was Yahoo! Premium Services.

Does this premium service bother less to the consumer?

Yahoo! Search:

Try searching yahoo for anything. I guess the noobish results will let you to open just the only site called Google.com. Despite of Google providing many services it never let them distract from their original motive which is providing a better search engine.

That’s why Google has a whopping share of 85.34% while Yahoo! just has 6.29%. I agree that Yahoo image search looks nicer than Google but it always finds the opposite of what you are looking.

These were three and the only services which more than 90% Yahoo users use….  The annoyance of these services made me to make a website: www.yahoosucks.tk ( Don’t waste your time clicking it, I got a notice from yahoo! And I had to close it) Now the site redirects you to my current blog. And you will be astonished to know that in the week of completing the site I got about 300 hits.

Have a Look at What Google wants to say about Yahoo!

Let’s give yahoo a chance to improve these points in this New Year.

Have a Look at Yahoo’s New Advertisement Campaign which pop now and then on your TV sets!! Yahoo! It’s You!


Google | Yahoo | CNN | Facebook | Twitter on WayBackMachine


What is a WayBackMachine?

WayBackMachine is an Internet Archive which holds More Than 10 Billion websites. WayBackMachine holds The History Information of a Website in The form of Screenshots. You Could See How a Website Looked in History using This Internet Archive – WaybackMachine

Here are 5 Popular Websites When Seen on WayBackMachine

GOOGLE on December 1998

Google on Dec 1998

YAHOO on October 1999

CNN on August 2000

FACEBOOK on November 2005


TWITTER on April 2007

You Can See Archives of Any Website Here at web.archive.org. This Provides a Great Insight On Evolution of Websites and Technology.

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Yahoo! It’s You! Television Advertisement – New Yahoo Anthem


After Seeing The Full Length Yahoo ad in the front page of Times of India, I was just Stunned with Yahoo’s Move. I found Everything Fresh in Yahoo!

Now, The Time has come to View yahoo advertisement The New Yahoo Anthem on your Television screens. And You Know What?, This Yahoo TV ad is exceptional!

Here is The Yahoo New Anthem Video – It’s You! Yahoo’s New Caption! The Video is followed by A full Length Ad Description with download links for this Yahoo Video.

[I have embedded Yahoo Ad Video here, if you are unable to see, watch directly on youtube ]

The Advertisement Description:

The Advertisement Starts with a Pretty woman Dancing with Many others, She Invites us all to watch this video, she greets you saying, Today You are about to Enter a Place…

Yahoo You are Entering a Place!

[Yes, Sure! She Really Mean That.. She Takes you to the New world]

Now, a Lady with a Gun in Her hand inaugurates, She Shoots towards the Sky in a Great Manner.. The Flowers Gonna Fall all around her.. It just Looks like a flower rain! The Red Rose Rain! Colorful!

Where Space and Time collide - Yahoo New Anthem

The Narrator Says, You have Entered a Place Where Space and Time Collide..

Space and Time Collides to Breed Wonder! Yeah, The New Breed of Dog , The White dog with black patches around, looks as cute as the boy in front of it, who is wearing a white Tshirt with Color Patches! Both, The boy and sweet doggy stares each other with lots of love 🙂 Breeding Wonders!

Space and Time  breed Wonder - Yahoo New Anthem

Narrator Says: And Joy!! Wow!
and in Video, lots of fun happens! dance and dance and dance! People dancing with fully filled heart, Enjoying the steps which they never wanted to step! That’s Joy [:)]

And joy, Wow!


Narrator Says: Wow! Where News Travel Faster…

A Hi tech City with Lights reflecting on The towers, and very high speed traffic flooded all around the city [of course, they have fast forwarded the video].. Yes, Yahoo! is very confident that it is as bright as city with news running as fast as city traffic.. [Lets See :)]

Where news travel faster- Yahoo New Anthem

Narrator Says: Friends Come Closer..
Friends Come Closer, I mean Too Closer, You could hear a Sweet Kiss Sound, and in The Video, two lips are kissing eachother.. ooooo… very nice to watch.. but it disappears in seconds.. And a Flying Kiss Too 🙂

friends come closer Yahoo New Anthem

Narrator Says: And You Go Farther!

The Boy Jumps Very High, and he jumps so farther and very farther, looks as if he wants to spend all his time in air. He is as free as air, the boy flies across the flower frame! This Shot is stunning.. the Camera goes in Ultra Motion…

and you can run farther

Narrator: And Consume!

Consume? Consume What? A little Boy with a Very Big Cone Ice Cream, Licking it in his own passion… and the red cherry on IceCream matches the Background wall.. It is Super Cool Red! The Boy is Sweet Too!

and consume

Narrator Says: Share!
Share! Our Young Boys Playing Football, Some Use their leg to Kick the Ball, and some use their Head, Whatever, They all Share The Ball…
Yeah I know, Yahoo Just Wanted to Tell us All, Yahoo is the best service to share across the world, Isn’t it? [That’s why the ad meant for lol :)]


Narrator : Buzz!
Buzz! The Celebrity Couples, Just Buzzing a News and lots of media people around who clicks their cam to capture the Buzz created by them! Crazy.. That’s it..


Narrator: Destroy!

Destroy! Destroy What? Now it’s the Game Time, and a video game clip which swallows all objects around it opening its mouth just like in the game PACMAN…

Yes, This Game Video Clip was Put in the video , Just to say as all, They have Yahoo Games!


Narrator: Earn!
Earning Through Yahoo?, I dont know How! but this guy in video clip will be carrying a bag full of dollars $$$ and running and running and running! Why Run? Cos The Police is behind Him!

hey Yahoo, isn’t that a Legal Money??


Narrator Says: Flirt!
Flirting in Yahoo! But How? I know, And You Know as well, Flirting in Yahoo.. Use Yahoo Messenger’s Chat 🙂 ASL PLS 🙂
Well These 2 Kids are so Pretty.. I just Like the way they stand and how stealthily they see each other… The Narrators Voice Sounds Great, which still beautifies the Term Flirting 🙂


Narrator: Watch and Wonder!

Watch This, How beautifully and gently the girl blows the air, just to generate those air bubbles… air bubble has VOID in it, and She Wonders How beautifully the Bubble is Floating all through the wind…

Watch and Wonder… Good!

watch and wonder

Narrator: Watch and Wonder in New ways! You Makes a place That will launch you billion more words….

The Power of YOU! this Formation by the crowd is Good!

you makes a place to launch a billion more words

Narrator: A place Shaped Like You!

A Young woman fitting inside the advertisement hording! She Takes The Place which is shaped like her!

shaped like you

Narrator: Brought to you and Made by you

brought to you made by you

Narrator: It Starts with You!

A sweet Smile on His Face…


Narrator: Starting Today!

The Lady who Promised you to take to a new place earlier is back again Thanking You..

Starting Today

Narrator: Yahoo!

The Animated Running Yahoo! logo Runs on your Screen indicating The End of The Advertisement…


Wait Here, It’s Not Over Yet!
Two More Words to Say…

It’s You
its you!

and Now The Ad Ends…

Just Comeback to Real World! And I finished my Job describing This Beautiful yahoo tv ad.. How was it people?

Do You want To Watch The Video again? Here it is..

Do You want to Download This Yahoo New Anthem Video?
Download Yahoo New TV ad which is in MP4 format here..

Here is the Lyrics of Yahoo New Anthem Video:

You are about to enter a place!
A place where time and space collide and breed wonder!
and Joy wow!
where news travel faster!
Friends come closer!
and you go farther!
Where you can
Watch and Wonder in new ways!
YOU Makes a place That will launch you billion more words
A place Shaped Like You!
Brought to you!
Made By You!
It Starts with You!
Starting Today!
It’s YOU!

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